Mostly me reblogging what I like and inspiration.
I'm a 20 year old college student & semi-competitive equestrian.
Anonymous said: wHATS A GOOD MEME TO SEND TO A STUPID PERSON ASKING FOR NUDES QUICK
when in doubt
at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …
“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”